{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"A. A. Ames","displaytitle":"A. A. Ames","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4647455","titles":{"canonical":"A._A._Ames","normalized":"A. A. Ames","display":"A. A. Ames"},"pageid":1256630,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Albert_Alonzo_Ames_%281842%E2%80%931911%29_in_Progressive_Men_of_Minnesota%2C_1897.png/330px-Albert_Alonzo_Ames_%281842%E2%80%931911%29_in_Progressive_Men_of_Minnesota%2C_1897.png","width":320,"height":403},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/Albert_Alonzo_Ames_%281842%E2%80%931911%29_in_Progressive_Men_of_Minnesota%2C_1897.png","width":518,"height":652},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1262515269","tid":"5efebede-b801-11ef-8f44-3335a446d2d1","timestamp":"2024-12-11T20:49:10Z","description":"American politician (1842–1911)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Ames","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Ames?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Ames?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A._A._Ames"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Ames","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/A._A._Ames","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/A._A._Ames?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:A._A._Ames"}},"extract":"Albert Alonzo \"Doc\" Ames was an American physician and politician who held four non-consecutive terms as mayor of Minneapolis, Minnesota. His fourth term was marked by multiple prosecutions for political corruption, extortion, and racketeering in a scandal which was publicized nationwide by muckraking journalist Lincoln Steffens in a 1903 article in McClure's Magazine titled The Shame of Minneapolis. Ames was found guilty of corruption, but after a successful appeal and multiple mistrials the charges were dropped. Erik Rivenes, however, has called the downfall of Mayor Ames, \"one of the greatest political scandals in Minnesota history.\"","extract_html":"
Albert Alonzo \"Doc\" Ames was an American physician and politician who held four non-consecutive terms as mayor of Minneapolis, Minnesota. His fourth term was marked by multiple prosecutions for political corruption, extortion, and racketeering in a scandal which was publicized nationwide by muckraking journalist Lincoln Steffens in a 1903 article in McClure's Magazine titled The Shame of Minneapolis. Ames was found guilty of corruption, but after a successful appeal and multiple mistrials the charges were dropped. Erik Rivenes, however, has called the downfall of Mayor Ames, \"one of the greatest political scandals in Minnesota history.\"
"}{"slip": { "id": 75, "advice": "You will always regret the round of Tequila."}}
{"slip": { "id": 141, "advice": "If you can't do anything about it, there's no point in worrying about it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
{"slip": { "id": 16, "advice": "It's unlucky to be superstitious."}}
{"fact":"Cats step with both left legs, then both right legs when they walk or run.","length":74}
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